if you step on a person’s foot they open their mouths, just like trash cans.
LMAO WHY AM I STILL LAUGHING AT THIS
apathetic towards butts
the internal lore of my steven universe AU where all the gems are cars and all the humans are still humans deepened on twitter tonight
now at this point it’s clear that in this AU part of rose (her gem; her life) became steven and part of her (her body) became greg’s van
steven has wheels and his eyes light up
thanks for reading
me: i hate country music
shania twain: let’s go girls!
me:
View Larger this is hands down the best “the floor is…” meme omfg
you can tell he is trying his hardest
cracking open berlin wall with the boys
Cracking open a Cold War with the Boys
(Source: foxantoine)
gamer gf vs goth gf
Actress, Miriam Margolyes: When you know your worth, you know your worth.
She is beautiful and I love her.
She’s also a lesbian and has been with her partner, Heather Sutherland, for fifty years!
GOALS AF
